Something you don't see every day (thank god!)

Procrastinating, so thought I'd share this. Upon reading it, I was reminded of one of the many bad '80s gross-out movies (yes, children, they made gross-out movies before American Pie, Dumb & Dumber and Harold & Kumar) - I think it was one of the Porky's movies, wherein a young man contemplates the pleasures to be found in a jar with honey and flies. In this life-imitating-bad-art version, the jar contained pasta sauce, and the guy was driving around with a Jack Russell, but you catch the drift. The Aussies eloquently titled this article: Driver convicted for penis in pasta jar. I don't think I can really add anything else to that.

Sidebar on Porky's: did you know that Kim Cattrall was in that one? And Susan Clark and Alex Karras (you know, Webster's parents - more importantly, he was Mongo in Blazing Saddles)? Huh. Guess career suicide was reserved for the sequels.